I ate Four of my neighbours wives

I guess it may be said to be criminal me fucking four of my neighbour's wives? The first came to my house looking for chicken for a birthday party for her son. I opening d the chicken coop for her to choose. I pointed d out this best of my cocks and jokes erupted. I touched her shoulder to point out a cock I had for sale but she demanded the head cock. She went home smelling chicken poop and a full pussy. The other came to my shop. Where I sell and roast chicken. Told me she'd be the last customer so she gets the largest of chicken thighs. Sure enough, she got double. I had to dismiss my employees at 10 so she be left with me as I did the days math.the cost was a half a chicken. But it was worth it. She could swing her arse till I'd feel she's going to chuck off my dick. The third did her math. Knew my wife wasn't around then came begging for a hammer so she can break down her door as she had lost her keys. I offered to do the breaking but ended up spending the night there.. I have stopped greeting my neighbor's wives. I fear they might talk among themselves and set me up... Their husbands are people I relate to very well. We sit and drink, they give me advances when am broke.. By I guess their wives are cause why I get help when I need it..though I pay back!